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Monday, October 22, 2001
Here's the latest thing. I've been working a lot lately and it has re-confirmed my motto that "People are Stupid." I know that sounds like a simple motto, but try it out once and I think you'll see that it fits most situations. So I have decided to enlighten the masses. What's going to be following my posts will be Bar Tips. I know that many of you are thinking that "I get ok service at the bar." Well, here are some tips that will only increase your drinking experiences.
Tip #1...Bartenders have names. Learn them. I do not know one bartender named: chief, captain, bossman, man, hey you, buddy, or big guy. Call me big guy and I will call you little guy. And don't be offended if we don't always remember your name. We still love you, but we meet alot of people. Along those lines, any snapping, whistling or tapping of empty bottles on the bar leads to a beating with a rubber hose. Don't think that I won't. I will come after you so fast with my hose....
In lighter news, Peabody's is going to institute a Dirty Shot Night. All shot names have to be dirty (though no fluids can be mentioned...I'm still working on that one). Suggestions are welcome. Although I do not want to know the story on how you came up with a name like "Fido's Orgasm". Those kind of stories are best left between you, your therapist and PETA.
Craig @ 2:59 PM
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