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Friday, November 02, 2001
Mark your calendars kids. I made a mistake. I know that it doesn't happen often, but it has happened and I am owning up to it. Haunted Honeymoon was not intended to be #1 on my list. That movie, while still being crappy, starred Gene Wilder, Dom DeLuise and Gilda Radner. I was thinking of Nothing But Trouble, which was even crappier. Thanks to my man ATOM for pointing that one out to me.
On a similar note, I've decided that I want to be a B-star (like Jackee, or Meschak Taylor). I know that everyone wants to lead the life of Tom Cruise but not me. I want to be comfortable in my "so-so-ness". Because eventually your star-power will fade and I don't want to fall too far. I know that means having to spend New Year's Eve at Nora Dunn's party instead of somewhere really fancy. I'll have to rub elbows with Shadow Stevens and Markie Post while eating e-z cheese and triscuits while discussing the casting of Fantasy Island 2 and how we were all ripped off. I'll have to look at the clock wondering when something fun is going to happen, and then thank God when Ted Knight and that guy who played MacGyver's friend Jack Dalton actually show up!! At one point I'll have to roll my eyes when Catherine Bach shows up and declares, "Look everyone, I can still fit in the original Dasiy Duke's!!", because no one needs to see that. Then at the end of the evening, and several bottles of Andre Brut Champagne I'll look amourously at the girl from Kate and Alley (not Jane Curtain, the other one). Then I'll remember that the blonde from Cagney and Lacey was "going to take that bitch out" and I'll decide to just split a cab with Doc from the Love Boat and call it an evening. Ahhh, Hollywood.
Craig @ 11:08 AM
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