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Friday, February 15, 2002
Careful, I'm in a mood. So get ready for what may become a Day of Blogs.
First: I believe that I have posted everyday this week. Just FYI for anyone wondering.
Second: (And this is what I was going to post first, but I got distracted). You know those silver naked women that are on some mud flaps? Secretly I think they're awesome (white trash). However, put them sitting on a Chevy DECAL and I think you've lost some of the mystique. Now, but them sitting on a Chevy decal on the back window of your mini-van and you are just plain stupid. I'm sorry about your mid-life crisis, and for that matter your penis too. But find some other way of recapturing your youth. Do what all your friends do, go to The Bar with your letterman's jacket with '88 on the sleeve. Or better yet, pull out that old graduation ring, polish it up and wave it under everyone's nose. "Why Bob, I see by that ring that you were not only in band, but enjoyed riding the bench for the football team. Let's go get some chicken wings at Hooters and tell the waitress how pretty her eyes are, you ol' son of a bitch!" It's not that hard. If you do it my way, only the people at The Bar or Hooters will laugh at you, not everyone driving down Highway 41.
Craig @ 9:03 AM
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