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Monday, July 08, 2002
The test results are back and I, Craig G. Moore, have a fat liver. It's not actually all that fat, rather it is clogged with fatty deposits. And perhaps that is why I am having so much trouble with the breaking out in hives.
Solution: Give up the drink.
Go ahead and go back and read that again if you need to. Get the laughing out of the way. That's right. CGM is now N.A. Love that robust and flavorful O'Douls Amber at the P. That's what I have been reduced to. Sad really. Ehh, what the hell. I've had a good run with alcohol. Sweet, sweet booze. That brown liquor that flows from the mouth of that black labeled bottle like a life-sustaining river of understanding and empathy. The lucious intoxication of courage and humor. Ah alcohol. No, I don't think I shall miss you at all.
Shots?
Craig @ 10:54 AM  
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