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Monday, September 16, 2002

Jazz, schmazz. I'm sorry. I just have to go that far. Jazz, schmazz.

So I worked the Orgy last night (I was the Oil Boy), and there were quite a few characters in. Actually my two least favorite customers of all time came in. Steve Ruby and Torry something. I would like to personally kick both of them in their nether regions. Repeatedly. I really just hate them. There, I'm done with that.

Oh, except for last night this guy came up to the bar and asked me if I ever bowled in a bowling league at Super Bowl when I was younger. I said, "Yeah, when I was like 8." He said, "Oh yeah. I remember you. You're name is Craig and you bowled with...." So it looks like I have a stalker too Shanny.

Oh, and did anyone see the front page of the Northwestern yesterday? There was a big article on parking ticket violations, and I happen to know Public Enemy #2. So that was good fun. Come to think of it, most of us know, and love, Public Enemy #8 too. I thought maybe they would have the graph online that I could link to for you nice people, but sadly, they just have the article. But, luckily, we have it hanging up at the P. So next time you are there, check it out. And whatever you do, please don't make fun of Mrs. P (nee S). I'm sure there were good reasons for all 40 tickets.

Craig @ 11:52 AM   

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