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Monday, March 10, 2003
Now, here's the thing. I think for the most part, people know when they are about to puke. When you talk about Bay Beach, obviously there will be some exceptions, but for the most part, I think people feel it coming. Why then can they not get to the bathroom? Why must they puke on the bar floor? And then when they do make it to the bathroom, why can't they hit the toilet? Silly, drunk hippies. Maybe if they didn't wear so much patcholie they wouldn't get so nauseous. Silly, smelly, drunk hippies. And then when they only come to the bar with $2 in quarters and are mad that they can only get one beer, why do they take it out on me? Silly, smelly, drunk, stupid, fucking hippies. Alright...enough.
It's my dad's birthday this weekend. Not that any of you would run into him, but if you do, his name is Rich and he's 60 this year. Happy Birthday Dad.
In other March news, it's only six days until St. Urho Day. For those of you who don't know, Urho was the patron saint of Finland and he rid it of grasshoppers. Or, it's just an excuse for the Finns to drink. Screw you, like St. Patrick was so much better. "Ohhhhhhh, I got rid of all the rats so that my country can still grow potatos. Because God knows that we have to have all our potatos." I'm just kidding. I'm sure he preformed the two other miracles needed, and that got him the sainthood. Wow, do I sound bitter. It sounds like I have something against the Irish, when I really don't. I even like them. Not at all like the French. Sometimes I hate them so much it burns.
I had something else I was going to post. All typed out and everything about people giving things up for Lent. It was all about how giving up little things and then not using the time freed for prayer and reflection towards God and what He means is not what Lent is about. Giving up chocolate is not a Lenten activity. It's a diet. It's restating your New Year's resolution that you couldn't follow through on and now want to try again under the gise of being a good Christian. Lent is about self-denail, but it's also a little bit about God. Something like that, but then I decided that I sounded all negative like and I wouldn't subject you to all that.
Craig @ 3:31 PM
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