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Sunday, June 22, 2003
So prom was last night, and I wasn't there. Why you might ask yourself? Because I was on the bed, covered in head to toe with hives. I mean they were everywhere. Even the nether regions. Plus I had that chest pain thing, where I think I am having a heart attack. Good times. Ahh, hives. Maybe my problem is that I was too relaxed. That must be it. DAMN YOU VACATION! If this keeps up, I may have to cleanse myself with Cheryl's help. Still seems iffy.
In other, slightly more cognitively disabled news, the other day at my sister's during Father's Day, someone noticed that the dog was being trained with a shock collar. (It sounds mean, but it's not really that bad...let me tell you how I know). The collar goes from settings 1-7 and some of the 'smarter' people there thought we should try it out. 1 and 2 are barely noticable. 3 is like licking a 9-volt battery. 4 will give you a bit of shock. 5 made my fingers twitch uncontrollably. 6 was like current from an outlet and 7 was like...well I'm assuming that's what it would take to restart the heart. But it was like 8 Seconds. I just grabbed on and tried to ride out level 7. Very intense. And now, I think I may have given myself an arthymia. So, win-win.
Craig @ 6:31 AM
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