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Wednesday, July 09, 2003
First, I need to say Happy Birthday to my sister. Digging through the archives I found this post from a year ago.
"It was my sister's b-day the other day, and even though she can't read this (not because she is tragically illeterate, but rather she doesn't have access to the internet) I need to say happy birthday. Bumps big lumps."
Oh, how times have changed. Now she surfs the internet like an uber-geek, though it's mostly for porn. Ahh, to have a new computer. Happy Birthday, I hope it was a good one.
And Happy Birthday to A-lo. Sorry I had to miss it once again. From what I've read it seems like it was a nice time. The next one is on me.
"Why did you have to miss it Craig?" Well, I was in Michigan for the 4th and as it turns out, I am the clumsiest bastard that you know. Honestly. You might be thinking, "Well I know that I trip a lot." Amateurs. Let's consider the RECENT (as in from the last 5 years) facts:
1. Broke my foot dancing to Little Willy at a wedding and then proceed to dance on it all night, causing it to swell to the point of having to wait a day for the cast.
2. Broke my other foot (few years later) playing volleyball.
3. While that foot was broken, I thought I broke my other foot at JR's cottage while getting firewood...drunk. Turns out that it was just a bad sprain. Speaking of Jen's cottage,I have broken...
4. One of her parent's lawn chairs.
5. One of her parent's fireside benches.
6. That one guy's toe.
7. The boat motor.
8. A rowboat oar.
9. The ladder I ripped out of the floor of the pontoon. Speaking of boats...
10. This weekend I broke the front platform on my brother's boat. (Speaking of this weekend).
11. Right before this weekend I got my arms scratched up trying to teach my neice how to climb a tree that I have gotten to old and to fat to do.
12. And up north this weekend I broke a step leading into the trailer.
13. Snapped a dock board in half.
14. Broke the towrope for the innertube.
15. Slice my wrist open on some slate.
16. Recieved a puncture wound in my leg from said slate.
If it's going to happen. It's going to happen to me. Next time you see me, I'll show you the wounds. My wrists are getting that ugly yellow-purple bruising around the cuts, and the skin covering the hole in my leg is turning black as it rots. Good times. How was your weekend???
Craig @ 1:10 PM
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