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Sunday, July 18, 2004
So yesterday was my anniversary. Yes, it's been five years since some of you got drunk and danced funny at my wedding, myself being the posterchild for moderation. Anyway, here's a run down of events.
I got presents. Lord did I get the presents. A crystal Darth Vader and C3-PO, as well as a giant Charlie Brown/Brewer PEZ. As well as a giant fry pan that I have been asking for. AND a nose and ear hair trimmer. I've been asking for that too, but C was reluctant to buy it for me for a present. No time like the present.
We went to the Milwaukee Domes yesterday and took lots of pictures. Then we went to the zoo. I've said this many times before, but it's a good thing that I'm perfect and can throw the first stone at these people. I'm not sure if there was a full moon yesterday at the zoo, or if it was the one day of month that they go out looking for crazies and invite them in so they can meet some sort of community quota. In any event, there were wardrobes that made me question my own sanity, as well as quesiton how these people have slipped through the Darwinian grasp of the real world. Let me give you a for instance. We're at the wolf enclosure. And of course, I immediately spot them. But they're tired and want to sleep, so we leave and come back. When we come back, I can tell we're in for it by this lady that walks up and says, "Ohh, a wolf. Ow-ooooo-oooh. You know, they're just wild dogs." Ma'am, excuse me ma'am, could you shut that enormous twinke hole for fear that other people might hear you and believe the crap that is spouting out? When kids make that noise, I can understand it, but when adults do it, I want to look at them and say (really loudly), "LALALALALALALA!" Because that's how the wolf hears it. And then another scholar in the group says, "Oh, they'll let them go eventually." You bet they will. Because after being conditioned to zoo life, they won't have any trouble hunting live prey. Which brings me to another genius that was standing by the fence. There are these little wolf factoid questions, and one of them was "Are timber wolves dangerous to humans?" The answer being "No. There has never been a recorded case of a healthy wolf deliberatley attacking a human." "Yeah right," says the man. To which my wife replies, "Yes, the zoo's purpose is to miseducate you." (She's perfect too). I couldn't stand it. Why are the least informed always the loudest. Other than the re-re's, we had a good time.
Then we went to Grazie's for dinner. Spicy curried chicken--soooo good. And try the Wild Raspberry Cosmopolitan Martini. The chef (and Chris) recommend.
Craig @ 1:57 PM
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