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Wednesday, November 10, 2004
"Why Craig, what ever did we do to deserve two posts in two days?"
"Nothing, you big bunch of suck-o's! Nevertheless, here you go."
So I was at Menard's the other day, and I drew short straw and had to go push carts for four hours (that's right-that's what an almost Master's Degree will get you at Menard's), and I was struck by the bumper stickers that I saw. Here are some of my favorites, and what I think each one is trying to tell me.
1.) "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
-Clever enough, if I didn't happen to see two of them that day. Guess who's laughing at who now for being the same. (I was the one laughing...in case you didn't get it)
2.) "Abortion stops a beating heart"
-Thank God you told me. I thought its purpose was to give me a pony. Good thing I haven't gotten one yet.
3.) "Handicapped"
-And here I am using my legs like a sucker.
4.) "Wait! I'm reloading"
-Now I have roadrage just as bad as anyone. But I've come up with a solution = drinking. Try it one in awhile.
5.) Cut outs of terriers that are rainbow colored
-Maybe you're dogs didn't want to come out of the closet.
6.) "Ditch the Bitch. Let's go _________ (fill in blank)"
-You're the type of guy that takes his sleeves off one sleeve at a time.
7.) "I started with nothing and have most of it left."
-I don't even know where to start.
8.) "Not all who wander are lost."
-Damn. I am one smart mo' fo'. Except that I did kind of wander into Menard's and lately I have felt like I've lost the last 9 months of my life. Ah well.
Craig @ 3:49 PM
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