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Saturday, June 25, 2005
For those of you waiting breathlessly, here's some info on the trip.
Our room was nice enough. The shower was really big (no doubt for racy games late at night), and we had an ocean view. We also had 2, count them 1-2, channels of porn in our room. They were pretty good. The Spanish subtitles will through you off though. "Chinga-me! C-H-I-N-G-A--M-E!!!" Vas a tenerlo. (You'll have that.) The maids were also very preoccupied with folding our towels into various oragami shapes. You'd think they would have enough to worry about finding our, I mean random guest's, underwear balled up in the sheets, but whatever it takes to get you through the day I guess.
The other thing that struck me as odd was the number of times we were pressured to see other resorts/hotels. On three separate occasions people tried to coerce us into buying timeshares. Enough with the high-pressured sales! Bring on the all-you-can-drink bar! Speaking of other resorts, upon arrival at the Spa-o'-Sin, we were told that there was another sister resort that we could visit. "Basically, it's clothing optional." If this current resort isn't, then what does that mean... "It's a swingers resort." Gracias, pero no. I think we'll stick with the saggy boobs here.
More later. I have to go back downstairs and see if I can find the breeding pair of mice that we have. Our dog came up from helping with laundry and proudly displayed the dead baby mouse that she had. I love nature.
Stupid nature.
Craig @ 10:46 AM
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