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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Why are so many people trying to ruin Christmas for me? Cases in Point:
1. If I have to see that stupid Zale's commerical where one guy high-fives another guy while walking through a busy mall just one more time, I will find the creative genius that came up with that commercial and high-five him/her right across the face. I am all for creative license on tv (my favorite show used to be about a man who could fly), but come on. It is stupid and unrealistic, and it kills Christmas spirit for everyone.
2. NBC has sullied the good name of Ignatius Thistlewhite. Did you see the live action "A Year Without a Santa Claus"? Delta Burke belongs on Designing Women, not being Mrs. Claus. It's not ok that NBC did this. My hand to God, if I have to see Vince Vaughn-Bumble I will go insane.
3. Mariah Carey singing Christmas songs. Seriously. Pick a note and stick with it. There is no reason for you to warble like that Neville brother with the giant mole on his head. It's not impressive.
4. The weather. If it can snow in Southtown, USA, then I better get some snow for Christmas.
There are a number of things keeping me in the mood though. Roger Whittaker's Christmas albums. The tree is up and our house either smells like evergreen or Christmas cookies. I haven't noticed any burned out bulbs outside (they know better than to mock me this year). Advent calendars that contain chocolate. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer flannel sheets. Remotes for my lights. 104.3 (the Breeze). Secret Santas and shiny ornaments. Bing Crosby and Santa's sleigh bells.
It really is the most wonderful time of the year.
Craig @ 8:41 PM
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