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Friday, May 09, 2008
Let's play a little game of before and after:
1) What grosses you out?
Before: Banana peels and apple cores
A week ago: Crap that runs up the diaper and further up the back
Now: God only knows. I haven't found the limit yet.
2) What is your favorite song?
Before: "Sway" - Dean Martin/Michael Buble - "At Last" - Etta James
A week ago: "Crazy Bitch" - Buck Cherry - "Poop Goes in the Potty' - O.A.R.
Now: I am intrigued with the song "Funky Butt" from the album "The Bottle Let Me Down: Songs for a Bumpy Wagon Ride" as well as "Snack Time" by the BNL
4) What is the perfect after dinner drink?
Before: Alcohol with a side of cigarettes.
A week ago: Sleep.
Now: One drink. (she has a supply frozen milk...step off)
5) How much sleep do you need?
Before (college): less than or equal to 4 hours
A week ago: equal to 4 hours
Now: 7.5 hours (though I am hesitant to mention it in case it stops happening)
6) What makes you nostalgic?
Before: Bartenders
A week ago: Old bar friends (DJ - give me some advanced warning next time).
Now: No sappy answer. Bartending. Someone tell Wally.
7) What is your idea of a wise investment?
Before: Peabody's II
A week ago: Still the strip club idea.
Now: An educational IRA where you don't have to pay taxes for college tuition.
8) What is the greatest evil in the world?
Before: Republicans
A week ago: Republicans
Now: Yeah, sorry. My name is Craig Moore, and I am still a Democrat.
9) What do you like to make fun of?
Before: Shakespeare Sister
A week ago: Breast pumping and what it does to the nips.
Now: Nothing as I am afraid of the pumps.
10) What is unconditional love?
Before: My wife and then friends
A week ago: This little person that is really no bigger than a watermelon. He cries. A lot. He craps. Even more than cries really. He pulls my chest hair. He sleeps on his schedule. He doesn't seem to like Dean Martin just yet. He digs showers way more than baths. Roger Whitaker seems to calm him down. He likes the tree downstairs with Christmas lights. Sometimes when you pick him up he lets out his light coo that lets you know everything is OK with him, which makes everything OK with you. And sometimes he wakes up crying his eyes out and you pick him up and he buries/pushes his head into your neck and then he starts breathing heavy...and then he pauses a second and breaths in really deep and lets out a huge sigh as he snuggles even further into your neck. That, my friends is unconditional love. And maybe Baby Sleep Apnia. But that would suck so let's stick with the other things.
Now: What? Are you fucking stupid? What is better than the 'a week ago' posting?
Craig @ 9:45 PM
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