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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
That's right. I'm posting. Want to make something of it?
What hasn't happened since we talked? I joined Nutrisystems (just like Dan Marino and Jillian Barbierraieaia). I'm down 60 pounds but haven't had a decent slice of pizza in three months. So you decide if it is worth it. I do have new skinny jeans though. Still don't give me an hint of an ass, but they're smaller than anything I have fit in for quite awhile. Chris is doing Weight Watchers. I won't tell you how much she is down, but she is smoking hot with tremendous hoots.
My son is...well perfect. I won't bore you with all the details. Sufficed to say he is handsome, brilliant, advanced and far better than your pets/offspring/grandchildren/spouse. He does tend to chew on his own socks every once in awhile though. And he is fascinated with remote controls. We (read: I) was worried that maybe he wasn't mine until I saw that. Now there is no doubt who he belongs too. (The remote was a clue, but he tends to grab onto the goods every time we change him. That pretty much clinched it).
The P has come and gone. Melancholy, but I'm kind of over it. I've decided that no matter how I might feel about my job (current or future), it is probably best that I got out of the bar racket. Though if you know of anyone looking for occasional (one night a quarter) help, please let me know. I'll dust off my liver.
I am painting murals on my son's walls. Turns out I am quite the artist. Now, if I could figure out how to do one a week, and charge someone $1000/mural, I would be all set. Maybe if I did them nude. Probably have to stay on Nutrisystems for all that.
I just bought my second Christmas album of the season. Elvis Christmas Duets. It's good. Speaking of which:
70 more sleeps until Christmas
Did you ever feel like you should type more because you haven't updated in awhile, and you think people are waiting on every word. Either hoping for a nugget of wisdom, or witty insight? I only have so much witty insight people. So to leave you with this:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
That and the fact that I hate that goddamn smug Pete Petoniak bastard.
Craig @ 6:31 PM
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